Win: The first is to tell you money today than ever before?
Multi: What are you doing?
Father: Multi Sorry I have your mother in law!
Multi: boiled eggs and omelette you seem to know the difference?
Multi: What are you doing?
Father: Multi Sorry I have your mother in law!
Multi: boiled eggs and omelette you seem to know the difference?
Mom: Whoa boy next time you open your bra to see if it will be tight briefs!
Doctor: How did injury?
Girl: I started off so he shame he got his zip!
Bridal Sshelia: How was the honeymoon?
Bride: Silly kept moving all night with hand and time - time to ask `how Daloo`!
Girl: Is not your sister at home mom?
Santa: You do not worry about them I have his own room!
Malika: Katrina to take the glass was the drink?
Kundi opened the door to hand! Tap opened broken hand! To brush the teeth in hand! Susu now thinking that should I die of fear or not!
Bride: It told you will be able to see Rakit
Mother: Because our time in Bala system did not put in mouth!
Girl: Now I must go!
Boy: Wait for a while!
Girl: Dad can not stay and no reason to doubt live!
Mom: Your father used to come over to play the play was ruined city!
Asked a child why you are crying come?
Woman: Nothing dear I miss the college days!
Maid: Sir G. So you know I do not wear anything under salwar!
Boy: Do not be afraid! Do not be afraid! Whoa that thing you are afraid that if I was caught!
English: no catches cops do?
Santa: Do not hold yourself out here is!
Wife: You must pretend to be out the last century by hitting the same pitch Sharma is!
Teacher: The sky is a fairy comes and leaves the child in the mother's stomach!
Student: Whoa sex the way you closed?
Santa: Just look here and there to be seen!
Air Hostess: Mauhँ take off bra to put it!
Santa: Thank God the water did not ask!
Santa: Minister on which to hear what they will burst?
Father: That's not men wear on the matter go drink!
Son: No sooner is my back side a lot of pain
Girl: No it's the wrong number three three seven two Choada it is!
Maid: Yes sir madam will come quick!
Neighbor: the voice said do not go out slowly go away!
Girlfriend: Do a little more!
Wife: Fan is very messy clean Kahrugee tomorrow!
Husband: Your sister's wedding is not it?
BB: So what?
Husband:'m so make him practice!
Owner: Take your clothes off and become a horse!
Girl: That means you want to make sex with me!
Owner: began appearing seen no future!
Doctor to his wife: now your husband will have to horse or dog's secret ingredient!
Wife: You let my husband put part of the horse dog at home already!
Dad: No!
Santa: Why do you say mummy was the night that's now become mare!
1. Hit up the hit to Six and rolled the sex!
2. Six hands up and legs up so do the sex!
3. Let Wahar Let the straight six and in the sex!
Santa: It's not fair you guys are lying do not bother to open!
Child: Why do you waste our blood is Karabati! Sucked straight face by putting up!
Ssimmi: What happened with you last night?
Nikki: First they removed my ruby was peg leg at! Then he turned leg on my coat peg, the peg leg was then salwar!
Ssimmi: Again?
Nikki: peg broke and then put the hook all night Whoa there!
Astrology: Yes, you have the wealth of two Laeere! Whether the wealth earn back a forward!
Because his wife's name was Asamo!
Donkey: What are you doing?
Buffalo: I'm joking!
Donkey: Then you will regret if I have fun!
Grandchild: Grandpa Why do you giggle?
Dada: Today 20 years later I stood
Grandson: Grandpa, you have caught me!
Mother: You're just telling 6 months after the wedding?
Girl: legs straight is now!
All players: so is engaged!
Guy: Then why are killing the country!
Because all - bra - the fruit is sweet
Grandpa: Yesterday I was sitting outside my neck stiffness without the shirt! If your grandmother said yesterday incase you open paint!
Shopper: there is a table in it put a hole in it if you tell your size your size get condoms!
Santa used the table and shopper said: Let the table give condoms!
Woman: If you'll remove your hand from that point! Really then I will drown!
Beggars: Some Give
Girl: Nothing!
Beggars: The bread itself give the pack!
Girl: I'll come tomorrow to put the sauce!
Manager: This note is so fake!
Girl: That means I was raped!
Santa: We are Punjabi is our everything is great!
Santa girl's secret ingredient to see! You also get Oye Punjabi!
Banta: poor girls have no money to buy clothes!
Banta-old boy: Dad came to this poor girls call me too!
Wife: If you paint the shell will tell you to get disability pension was to be!
Santa: night evening with Ram's mother will love!
A girl named Rita, fairness, have put red colored dress! Found that can spend the night with him have been paid!
First: You know the world's largest business is our business!
Second: How's that?
First: We also sell at good prices which is something we take and that too is something we live!
Four hours after Yama asked the maid to put her in hot oil or not?
Maid: No fires to cook it also does not bend!
Nurse: You still can not ever be good because the doctor loved me and she love me you have seen last night!
4-5 hours later, the maid asked Yama not yet put it in hot oil!
Maid: It does not bend even for me burning stove!
Rakhi Swayamvar hit soon after the coming of a new show thread honeymoon! Are ready for the show to attend!
Plumber was Ahkalato: wife live just long to open your NADA will remove the water in the two minutes!
Slow me darling! Slowdown is set!
This little place is making across the entire life!
Girl: No! I'm taking three days as the elevator! Today I want to go home!
Daughter: You Akilau 15 bananas! If you tell us your weight Piege which is larger than bananas?
Mom: Oh my God! Also what is life! Take it day and night, the father of paint!
A student: sir it is the only cure!
Teacher: What?
Student: Give him his kiss!
One day a pregnant woman saw the child and told him go and let me know what you have sucked!
A girl from the back seat: to stay a while! I'm clothes off!
(All passengers looked round to the back! Girl bundle of clothing was off!)
Poor guy will have fun! Would work as you narrowly us!
Father: Son, you have to buy something he should look down!
A few days later the son ran - ran the father's office came and told Gasps -
Son: Dad! A man wants to buy Mom!
Santa: Oh Bhagaban! I will show people what the mouth? So now I not even married!
Old man's wife: Then please come by shaving at night before bed!
Seth: Do you like to sleep with me so I'll give you 5,000 bucks!
Girl: If you gave me the 5000 bucks I will not sleep!
Shalini: I heard that your husband get the operation have!
Adulie: That has to defend me more!
