Santa banta Non-Veg

Banta: How many children do you have?
Santa: 18!
Banta: So many!
Santa: Yes I had promised my father that will not keep your daughter never empty stomach!

Santa: your father's doctor and you were still sick!
Banta: condom your dad work in the factory and you were even born!

Santa's Kuuttia was pregnant!
Santa: God forbid that be the dog or Kuuttia!
Banta: Why are you taking tension! Dog or Kuuttia the Hoangean!
Santa: Man takes sometimes I did mess up!

Banta: boyfriend girlfriend were watching movies a day! Girl's skirt was a mosquito in the dark Tell Guss mosquito Kanha it would cut?
Santa: On her secret ingredient!
Banta: No boy's hand!

Santa: school bell and a girl have in common?
Banta: I do not know!
Santa: either to get the kids to blow!

Santa: Why tell you have cancer you have AIDS?
Banta: So after my death someone could not love my wife!

Banta: How was the honeymoon?
Santa: was fun to see first hand a naked woman is three times the wrong thing!

Santa: No shirt stood out
Banta: Wow what Santa's chest!
Santa: It come in-law's chest will look nothing will be so mad!

Santa: Today the house will open as soon as Paante wife!
Banta: major mood are you today?
Santa: Oh no mood to put very tight mistake came in the morning!

Santa: yesterday I forget to remember your wife have worked with wine bottles!
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: What was my secret ingredient to be stuck in it!

Banta: My wife sometimes pulls my hair down!
Santa: The day dragged him two penalty twice that day forward, the two stand-by mouth two times, twice to sit back and twice hit well!
Banta: The punishment for my wife to tell you or me?

Santa: What is the difference in electrical wire and girl?
Banta: I do not know! Santa: two naked then removes life!

Banta: Jorin boys than in girls Jorin why smell is coming!
Santa: Because girls to boys in the bottom two Phenyl Tarha pills do not!

Banta: Santa can tell which is the best Medicine?
Santa: Biagro!
Banta: How's that?
Santa: No side effects because it is not just front effects!

Santa: What is poverty and Mazburi know?
Banta: Do not know!
Santa poverty that is when a girl willing to pay 50 bucks to happen and its all Mazburi only 40 bucks in the pockets of the boys are the same!

Banta: hair down hair up above Why are white!
Santa: Because the tension tension up and down the Maozaan Maozaan!

Santa: Deepa Mehta made a film named Alasbins on fire now that filming is over gay think his name is?
Banta: I do not know!
Santa: Bcafaer!

One day, Banta and his wife were having dinner at the hotel! And Santa was sitting in front!
Banta Banta's wife made up a chicken leg!
Speaking of a sudden had to see Santa: If I got married there so I woke up the wife would have me legs!

Midnight on their honeymoon in Santa sweat sweat comes out of the room!
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Yaar Bande this alone does not work!

Santa Banta took a party!
Santa on the phone to his wife: Dear party girls getting their clothes off! Kahru tell you what I?
Win: You Ftafo come home! Home come and take off clothes!